And, once again, it would seem we've entered the holiday season... I can't say I'm all that impressed.

Delivering food? Is that really all? And this one doesn't even have anything particularly nasty inside ( Read more... )

[Anyone living at 5718 Cunningham Lane is likely to find the supposed "man of the household" sprawled lazily on the couch, giving one of his legs a decidedly dirty look, as if it had personally offended him. He says a few choice words in his native language - sounding rather like a disgruntled modem tone - before grabbing up the nearest phone ( Read more... )

[Afternoon, Mayfield. Your not-so-friendly neighborhood robot has finally gotten sick of this "stuck in bed" nonsense, and managed to get himself upright and moving again ( Read more... )

[For anyone in his household, Sideswipe has been sprawled in bed ever since Jolt's rescue operation concluded. He hasn't tried to move much, since walking with a broken leg is damn hard, and his ribs are still busted up ( Read more... )

[At first, there's a clatter as the phone's knocked off the hook. The only sound on the other end is coughing for a few moments, before the location sinks in. Silence follows. Then more thunking around as he searches for the notes taken from the church... only to find them piled on the nightstand ( Read more... )

This--just--isn't--fair ( Read more... )

I'm... not entirely certain who all responded, but... whoever did come see to Jolt? I... think I owe you.

I owe you a great deal.

Additionally... how many of you out there have actually tried confronting that police officer? How did that end up for you?

This is a bit late... I fear. Got distracted by a certain idiot friend of mine taking off on some crazy idea of his... Jolt, if you don't get back here...Mimi... was it? You asked that I check in with you? Here I am ( Read more... )